Birthdays

Hello everyone, Random here and I don’t get birthdays. So when you are born, do that count as a birthday, or does it start when you turn 1 years old. And why do we even celebrate the child on there  birthdays. Shouldn’t we celebrate the mom who gave birth to them. It’s not like we made are selves, are parents chose to have us. I mean I don’t want to get too weird so I’m going to explain it in a PG rating. So imagine that you and a bunch of other kids are racing so get to the finish line. And the first one to go there gets created, or born. And the other kids lose. And are forgotten about. So if you think that you are not fast, think about this. You beat a bunch of other kids to be born. So you should be proud of yourself because you were the fastest. So I guess that birthdays are just celebrating you being the fastest, but think about those others kids they just get forgotten about. So think about that the next time your munching down on some cake, there could have been a totally other kid in your place. So that is the meaning of birthdays, not to be celebrated for being nice, or to celebrate your parents, it’s to celebrate that your the fastest out of all those other kids. Anyway, that is all I have for you today and I will see you guys next time, RANDOM OUT!






















P.S: So when there are twins, that means that both of them are the same speed.