Blarney’s Quest
Hello everyone, Random here, and let me tell you a tale. And now you have to listen to this long introduction. Ladies and gentlemen, skinny and stout, I’ll tell you a tale I know nothing about; The admission is free, so pay at the door, now pull up a chair and sit on the floor. Now let’s get into the story.
There once was a leprechaun named Blarney O’Lucky. But he was not lucky at all. A unicorn pooped on him, A pack of griffins attacked him, and even his neighbor who is a wizard, cast a spell on him to be a pig for a day. So I think you get the point, he was VERY unlucky. But he had reason to believe that his best friend, Charmy Shamrock, Who was the luckiest leprechaun ever, stole his pot of gold. So one day he went straight up to him and asked “Dude, did you steal my pot of gold”. And Charmy said “Yes”. So Blarney asked “Can I have it back” and Charmy said “No”. “ then I guess I’m going to have to fight you for it”, then he pulled out his lightsaber. Then Charmy said “ then I guess you will” any pulled out HIS lightsaber and they started the fight. They fought so much they did not realize that they were heading straight for a pit of lava from the cave that they were in. So when Blarney tried to jab Charmy, Charmy jumped out of the way. He was heading straight for the lava. Then he grabbed on to the ledge for his life. Then Blarney walked straight up to the edge and repeated “Dude, can I get my pot of gold back”. So Charmy said “NEVER, FORTNITE FOREVER”. Then he tried to let go, but Blarney grabbed his arm.” Last chance” Blarney said. Charmy repeated “FORTNITE FOREVER”. Then Blarney reached into Charmyks pocket, grabbed the pot of gold that he owned and dropped Charmy into the lava. Blarney felt so proud that he had his pot of gold back. For the first time in his life, he felt lucky. But he forgot that he had to sniff the coins to get his good luck. So he tripped on a pebble and dropped all of his gold into the lava. He felt to sad, but he still felt lucky so he dove in and tried to save it. He did not come back. THE END.
P.S: I have to say 3 things. 1, I got that “ladies and gentlemen” speech off the internet. 2, I was generally trying to poke fun at fortnight when I made this. 3, tell me if you want a sequel.
There once was a leprechaun named Blarney O’Lucky. But he was not lucky at all. A unicorn pooped on him, A pack of griffins attacked him, and even his neighbor who is a wizard, cast a spell on him to be a pig for a day. So I think you get the point, he was VERY unlucky. But he had reason to believe that his best friend, Charmy Shamrock, Who was the luckiest leprechaun ever, stole his pot of gold. So one day he went straight up to him and asked “Dude, did you steal my pot of gold”. And Charmy said “Yes”. So Blarney asked “Can I have it back” and Charmy said “No”. “ then I guess I’m going to have to fight you for it”, then he pulled out his lightsaber. Then Charmy said “ then I guess you will” any pulled out HIS lightsaber and they started the fight. They fought so much they did not realize that they were heading straight for a pit of lava from the cave that they were in. So when Blarney tried to jab Charmy, Charmy jumped out of the way. He was heading straight for the lava. Then he grabbed on to the ledge for his life. Then Blarney walked straight up to the edge and repeated “Dude, can I get my pot of gold back”. So Charmy said “NEVER, FORTNITE FOREVER”. Then he tried to let go, but Blarney grabbed his arm.” Last chance” Blarney said. Charmy repeated “FORTNITE FOREVER”. Then Blarney reached into Charmyks pocket, grabbed the pot of gold that he owned and dropped Charmy into the lava. Blarney felt so proud that he had his pot of gold back. For the first time in his life, he felt lucky. But he forgot that he had to sniff the coins to get his good luck. So he tripped on a pebble and dropped all of his gold into the lava. He felt to sad, but he still felt lucky so he dove in and tried to save it. He did not come back. THE END.
P.S: I have to say 3 things. 1, I got that “ladies and gentlemen” speech off the internet. 2, I was generally trying to poke fun at fortnight when I made this. 3, tell me if you want a sequel.
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